There is an Alien Invasion! What do you do?
[x]Scream like a maniac and RUN FOR COVER!
[ ]Roll your eyes in a bored way and ignore them (are you serious!? No idiot in their right mind would actually do that! Unless you're a cocky guy with a machine gun and machete but then you'll just die anyway)
[ ]COOL ALIENS! -runs up to make friends with them-

Your dad has taken you fishing and he just caught a HUGE fish! What do you say?
[ ]Congratulations, that's a big fish!
[ ]I don't really care
[x]Woah that's Huge! Can I slap someone with it?

Which vampire movie would you perfer?
[ ]"30 days of Night"
[ ]"From Dusk till Dawn"
[ ]"Twilight"
[ ]"Vampires Suck"
[x] None, I hate vampire movies/have never seen any of those

You are in the ocean when you see a jellyfish. What do you do?
[x]Get as far away as possible in fear of being stung
[ ]Ignore it, but also avoid it
[ ]-poke- I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy .w.

You are home alone when you get a phone call. The voice on the other end says in a deep voice "You're gonna die tonight." What do you do?
[ ]Call the cops
[x]Lock all the doors and windows and block all means of entrance and huddle in a corner.
[ ]Run out of the house screaming like a moron.
[ ]Laugh and say 'good one'

Your friend smacks you in the face with a football on accident. What do you do.
[ ]Cuss them out
[ ]Glare at them but ignore them.
[ ]Smack them back!
[x]Laugh hysterically

Your friend got you and another friend a present, and you get first pick! Which do you choose?
[ ]Big box
[x]Small box

You are walking through a lab when you see a big red button. What do you do?
[ ]Ignore it
[ ]OMFG the big red button! -pushes-
[x]You are too afraid to push the big red button.

You woke up, and you somehow have a tail now. What do you do?
[ ]Freak out and run to the hospital
[ ]Shrug it off as just a dream
[x]COOL A TAIL! -inspects for ears- (Then run around yelling "I HAVE A TAIL JUST LIKE RIN YEEEEAAAUUUUHH!")

Justin beiber is about to jump off of a building. What do you do? (I know this has been said before)
[ ]Ignore him, since you don't care
[ ]Cry and beg that he doesn't jump
[x]Grab a chair and some popcorn, and scream for him to do a backflip!